It's an Amasing Place

Have you ever.....

been eternally annoyed by a person. I’m talking for years and years after you’ve lost contact with them. Like they probably don’t even know who you are anymore, but you remember them and you still get so substantially annoyed by them and everything that they do. Its as if you’ve always wanted them to get it, that one reason why you stopped being friends with them. But even to this day, they still don’t get it. In fact they’ve gotten worse. I understand that it’s weird for me to still get so enraged by this person’s continued idocracy. But I only get this way because he embodies every ridiculous, vapid, materialistic, delusional, egotistical, spoiled little high schooler i’ve ever met. So I will wish this high school senior off into the real world with some essential advice…

1) You CAN’T always get what you want. And don’t think New York University will make an exception for you. Shit happens to EVERYONE.

2) NOBODY cares how cool and popular you were in high school. So stop thinking it will get you a job as a multi-million dollar actor/celebrity.

3) No one likes a stuck up bitch. So stop acting like one.

Welcome to the real world.